we’ve taken over the 35 metre nautilus yacht in cape town this december and we sure as heck hope that you’re ready to party with us on this magnificent piece of aquatic machinery!
want to win a trip for you and a partner to enjoy the finer things in life with us?
well, there are 2 trips on the yacht up for grabs, one on the 16th december and the other on the 29th december, and all you have to do to stand a chance to win one of them is answer the following question by commenting on this post (make sure you fill in the email field so that we can contact you).
question
if a bouncer stopped you on the deck and told you that you weren’t coming on board with your xxx, what lengths would you go to get your glacėau vitaminwater on board?
please note that you have to be in cape town at the time of the yacht trip to redeem the prize!
(no under 18′s allowed. competition ends friday 16 december. winners will be notified by email)
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friday funnies: the world’s most sadistic girlfriend
December 12, 2011 at 7:11 am
I would hide it in my underwear and in the sleeves of my jacket. iF the boncers BACK WAS TURNED i’D PUT IT IN THE BACK POCKETS OF MY SHORTS OR JEANS. Leaving them behind really isn’t an option. I’d even roll them on the deck of the yacht when the bouncer isn’t looking and go grab them later.
December 12, 2011 at 7:13 am
I would totally get few tears rolling down my adorable face…. You really can’t say NO.
December 12, 2011 at 7:31 am
i’d get my scuba gear on and tie my bottles of xxx on to a tow line. Then I would sneak into the water, swim under the yacht and tie the tow line with the glaceau gold onto the back of the yacht for retrieval later. Then emerge, wet, glistening and excited for the cruise.
December 12, 2011 at 7:37 am
i’D DO A TUCK AND ROLL WITH xxx VITAMIN WATER TUCKED IN BETWEEN MY LEGS. ONCE THROUGH, i’D SAY TO THE BOUNCER, YOU’VE SEEN MY MOVES, DO YOU REALLY WANT SOME OF THIS?
December 12, 2011 at 7:42 am
Empty out my water bra and refill it with xxx!
December 12, 2011 at 8:49 am
I’d go further up past the bouncers take a plunge into the water with my vitamin waters in hand…swim a bit further into the harbour & when the yacht leaves i’d make as if im drowning, when the yacht comes past me hopefully the skipper sees me slows down & gets someone to throw me a life ring & reel me in…once im on board….mission complete!
December 12, 2011 at 10:38 am
Train a dolphin to swim with a cooler box and meet us at a predetermined location to ‘hand over the goods’
December 12, 2011 at 8:41 pm
I would drink one right in front of him, then toss one over to a friend that is already on-board, and while the bouncer looks away, I’d run in with a bagful of xxx and hide in the bathrooms!
Ah… Good times… Can never have too many vitamwaters. 
December 14, 2011 at 10:58 am
“sorry man, ill just go finish my xxx over there and then come back” Said I…
so i left and when i came back i was holding nothing. What he didnt realise, was that when i left, i walked up to a lady who was about to get into the boat and who was carrying a hand bag, and slipped the drink into her bag.
I then walked back to the bouncer and he let me on board.
when the lady got to the front of the cue, the bouncer put her hand bag on the table and stopped her because now she had a drink. So i grabbed one of the life saver circles and screamed “man overboard” and chucked it into the water. this distracted everyone allowing me to quickly grab the xxx and walk away with a smile on my face!
later the bouncer came up to me and saw me drinking my xxx and asked if he could have a drink before i finished it….he then finished and walked away with a smile on his face! Sneaker!
Thats what i would do ! LOL
December 16, 2011 at 3:06 am
my water. Never. That comes with me everywhere!!!!
I’d just stand there, and take a looong, coold slow sip. And another. The bouncer would have no choice, he’ll leave his post to get one for himself. Thats it, on the ship.
LIKe. A BOss!!
Failing that, the bottled super power would make it easy to knock the guy out. Nobody gets between me and my glacėau vitaminwater. Nobody!
December 16, 2011 at 1:49 pm
say “hey big boy. frisk me”
December 19, 2011 at 1:55 pm
hey lynzay!
the winners were contacted by email!
so if you got an email…you won!
December 16, 2011 at 6:23 pm
I’d tie a fishnet (avoid suspicion) onto the side of the yatch, get onboard and make sure I know exactly which spot to go and get my Vitamin water from to party away!!
December 19, 2011 at 10:07 am
I would seduce him into drinking the lovely plum shades of XXX, smile and walk straight onto the yacht
December 23, 2011 at 4:31 pm
hello again. i received an e-mail saying that i’ve won. is that for real?
well firstly thank you! but when i replied i got an automated reply saying that person was not available. what do i do now? and may my sister and her partner go on my behalf?